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Hairy Cock Planter

  • Now plant fanatics can grow their own hairy Cock (the chicken kind, of course)!

  • Simply water and tend your Cock regularly and it will grow grass out of its back.

  • The funniest gift for plant lovers with a wicked sense of humour!

Product Code
H0496
Price in GBP
£6.99
  • We currently have 10 in stock.
    Price guide in other currencies
    €7.69
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    • Why Us

    Hairy Cock Planter

    Plant fanatics are sure to love growing this hairy Cock (the chicken kind, of course!)

    Simply follow the instructions and your cute Cock will grow grass out of its back. Once grown you can trim the Cock regularly, admire it and show your friends how you grew it. As long as you keep watering and trimming your Cock, it will last for a very long time.

    A hilarious gift for plant lovers with a wicked sense of humour!



    Delivery Information

    Standard UK Delivery 3-5 Working Days £5.99

    Free delivery on orders over £50* Exemptions apply.

    Order before 1pm on a working day and your order will be despatched with 24 hours of ordering.

    For more information about our delivery service please see here.

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    Why us?

    Here at The Present Finder we take great pride in selling unusual, high quality presents and providing an easy and enjoyable shopping experience.

    All our products are hand-picked by a team of gifting experts with over 30 years experience in sourcing and selecting fantastic presents. 

    All our gifts are packaged with the utmost care and attention by our warehouse team.  

    Exceptional Customer Service

    We aim to source the most unusual presents backed by exceptional levels of customer service and our mission is not complete until the gifts you have chosen delight the lucky recipients. 

    If for any reason, you are not delighted with your purchase we will refund your money in full or exchange your goods with no questions asked.

    We are incredibly proud of our 98% Customer Satisfaction Score from over 17,000 reviews and counting!

    • Frequently Bought Together
      • Hairy Cock Planter+Cock Mug
      • Hairy Cock Planter£6.99
      • Cock Mug£12.99
      • Total Price: £19.98

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