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What Not to Say Book - Awkward Yet Hilarious

  • The worst possible things you can utter.

  • Helpful hints to ensure you express yourself effectively.

  • A hilarious guide for the most awkward person in your life.

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    What Not To Say Book

    A clever compendium of hilarious yet excruciating sayings for any setting.

    Our What Not To Say Book is packed with the absolute worst things you could say for any occasion, from office blunders to awkward first dates, unprofessional interviews and even during sex!

    Examples include what not to say:

    To the recently dumped: "Finally!"  

    In a restaurant: "Here's a tip: Fire your chef."

    To your child: "You think school is hard? Wait until real life"

    In an argument: "Love those neck tendons!"

    It's the perfect present for just about anyone.

    Extra Book Details:

    • Hardcover: 128 pagess
    • Publisher: Knock Knock LLC
    • Language: English
    • ISBN-10: 1601069162
    • ISBN-13: 978-1601069160
    • Product Dimensions: 1.9 x 10.8 x 15.9 cm

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