The Female Always Makes the Rules Tea Towel

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The Female Always Makes the Rules Tea Towel

  • 15 Rules to remind all males who is in charge!

  • Designed by a girl.

  • The perfect gift for all females and for those men with a sense of humour!

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The Female Always Makes the Rules Tea Towel

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The Female always Makes the Rules Tea Towel

Well, us girls know that already but it's always good to have back up and reassurance from this humorous linen tea towel.  And if you're male, then it's worth learning these rules by heart whilst you do the drying up!

Designed in the UK (hooray!) and made from 100% linen, here is the list of very important rules: 

    1. The female always makes the rules
    2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
    3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
    4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules she must immediately change some or all the rules.
    5. The female is never wrong.
    6. If the female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male said or did.
    7. The male must apologise for causing said misunderstanding.
    8. The male is always wrong.
    9. The male may be right if he agrees with the female unless she wants him to disagree.
    10. The female may change her mind at any time.
    11. The male may never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
    12. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
    13. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
    14. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
    15. The male is expected to mind read at all times.

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  • Measures 48cm x 74cm

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