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Sweary Scratch Map of the World: Novelty Poster

  • Learn how to swear like a local in more than 200 languages and dialects

  • Interactive scratch map will give you hours of entertainment

  • We all know that swear words are the most fun words, right?

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    Sweary Scratch Map of the World

    It’s all well and good knowing how to ask where the bathroom is in French, but every language learner knows you haven’t made it till you know how to swear – and that's where the Sweary Scratch Map of the World comes in. Take your swearing to the next level by taking it... well, global. With this excellent scratch map, you’ll be able to learn profanities from around the planet and impress your international friends the next time you see them.

    The perfect birthday gift for the person who loves travelling, foreign languages, or plain bad language, this ace present will give you greater insight into just how foul-mouthed the human race really is. With more than 200 languages and dialects to discover this is the gift that keeps on giving and you’ll have hours of fun learning all the things you shouldn’t say.

    Not suitable for under 16s.

    Product details:

    • Size: W82.5cm x H59.4cm approx
    • Scratchable top layer, record where you've been and reveal some profanity!
    • Parental advisory explicit content
    • Unique travel document, easier to complete than a travel journal
    • Not suitable for under 16s

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    Standard UK Delivery 3-5 Working Days £5.99
    Next Day Delivery Order before 2.30pm £7.99

    Order before 1pm on a working day and your order will be despatched with 24 hours of ordering.

    Next Day deliveries are available Monday to Friday (7am to 8pm) excluding Bank Holidays. Order before 1pm for next day delivery.

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    Why us?

    Here at The Present Finder we take great pride in selling unusual, high quality presents and providing an easy and enjoyable shopping experience.

    All our products are hand-picked by a team of gifting experts with over 30 years experience in sourcing and selecting fantastic presents. 

    All our gifts are packaged with the utmost care and attention by our warehouse team.  

    Exceptional Customer Service

    We aim to source the most unusual presents backed by exceptional levels of customer service and our mission is not complete until the gifts you have chosen delight the lucky recipients. 

    If for any reason, you are not delighted with your purchase we will refund your money in full or exchange your goods with no questions asked.

    We are incredibly proud of our 98% Customer Satisfaction Score from over 17,000 reviews and counting!

    • Frequently Bought Together
      • Sweary Scratch Map of the World+Personalised OS Map Jigsaw Puzzle+Scratch Map Travel Edition
      • Sweary Scratch Map of the World£21.99
      • Personalised OS Map Jigsaw Puzzle£29.99
      • Scratch Map Travel Edition£11.99
      • Total Price: £63.97


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