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50 Things That Might Kill You Cards

  • Diagnose yourself and your friends!

  • A gift for all hypochondriacs who have a sense of humour ...

  • Have you got hiccups ... it could be fatal?  

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    50 Things That Might Kill You Cards

    Careful, you might find out too much information on how you might die ... this set of self-diagnosis cards for hypochondriacs come in a very non pc packet that looks way too similar to a packet of cigarettes. Inside are 50 suggestions on what dreaded illness you might be suffering from.  Have you got a sore throat? Well, it could be Diphtheria or Scarlet Fever? A dry cough? That could be Avian Flu ...

    Pick your symptom from the deck of 50 cards and learn all about the rare and possibly fatal diseases you may have. Details include symptoms, progression and treatment with ratings on contagion, pain, suffering and if the disease is fatal or not. Diagnose yourself and your friends! Remember you may live to see another day!

    Please note this is a tongue in cheek gift meant solely for entertainment purposes. By no means do we intend to offend or upset anyone who may be genuinely suffering from a serious illness mentioned in the deck of cards and nor should you follow any health advice given on the cards if you really are feeling ill!

    Size (Width, Height, Depth):

    W10, H14, D3.5 cms approx.


    • 50 double sided cards
    • Instructions on how to use the cards

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